Softer Dating x Bastard Café

Escape the Algorithm You’ve been swiping for years. Tonight, you break out. Something’s glitched. You’re not on your couch anymore — you’re inside the app, trapped in THE ALGORITHM with a room full of other lovely, bored, swiped-out humans. The only way out is the one thing no app has ever managed to give you: a real, face-to-face, gloriously silly human moment. This is Softer Dating — speed dating without the speed, dating without the dread. No pressure, no performance, no “so… what do you do?” Just a playful, guided evening of games built to help you actually meet the people in the room, and break free together. You’ll laugh. You’ll hold eye contact with a stranger and survive it. You might connect with someone you’d have swiped straight past online, which is rather the whole point. Come alone or bring a partner in crime. Leave your best angles at the door. Whether you walk out with a number or just an excellent story, you’ll have had a real night out — the kind the app keeps promising and never delivers. No experience required. Just curiosity and a willingness to be a bit ridiculous. 🗓 03.12.2026 🕖 18:00 – 22:00 📍 Bastard Café, Valgårdsvej 4, Valby 🎟 Price 295 kr (includes 1 drink) 👥 WHO IT’S FOR: Singles, 25–36, all genders and relational preferences welcome Spots are limited — the escape pod only fits so many. Grab yours before the algorithm notices.