BUZZBALL THURSDAY - A Very Special Broke Thursday!

No sacrificing your flatmate to the Broke Pig. YOU COME IN. WE GIVE YOU A BUZZBALL. SIMPLE. 😂🐷 💸 AND THE BROKE DEALS ARE STILL BROKE... Your bank account may be hanging on by a thread, but Thursday night absolutely isn't: 🥂 Double Absolut + mixer — £6 🍹 2 bottles of VK — £6 🌞 2 bottles of Corona — £6 💣 3 Bombs — £10 🌵 2 shots of ultra-premium Espolòn Tequila — £5.99 ...plus loads more ridiculous Broke deals all night long. 🐷 BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE CHAOS. The legendary BROKE PIG will be roaming around causing questionable scenes 🐷 🎁 Free merch & giveaways 🥃 Free shots 🏆 Your chance to win an epic Broke grand prize 🎧 Killer DJs smashing out the biggest student anthems, party bangers and guilty pleasures 🍹 And did we mention the FREE BLOODY BUZZBALL?! We probably did. WE'RE MENTIONING IT AGAIN. 🚨 FREE. BUZZBALL. FOR. EVERY. CUSTOMER. 🚨 Cheap drinks don't mean cheap rubbish either. We're still pouring Absolut in your doubles, premium spirits in your Broke Bombs and serving up the kind of drinks deals that make your banking app quietly ask: "Are you sure this is legal?" Yes, Barclays. Calm down. 😭 💚 CHEAP DRINKS. 🩷 CRAZY VIBES. 🍹 FREE BUZZBALLS. 🐷 ONE VERY QUESTIONABLE PIG. This isn't just another Thursday. THIS IS BUZZBALL THURSDAY. Get the group chat activated. Cancel whatever boring nonsense you had planned. Find the mate who's been saying "I'm not going out this week" and tell them to stop lying. 🎟️ GET YOUR TICKETS EARLY. Because once Oxford's students realise we're literally handing out FREE BUZZBALLS, this one could get absolutely ridiculous. BROKE THURSDAY: somehow we've made being broke even more fun. 🐷🍹💸🔥