Drunk Pirates
- When
- America/New_York (EDT)until Sat, Jul 31 at 5:00 PM
- Where
- The Sage TheaterBaltimore, MD
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Drunk Pirates takes place on Wed, Mar 31, 2027 at 3:00 PM (EDT) at The Sage Theater in Baltimore, MD, and runs until Sat, Jul 31 at 5:00 PM. Tickets are $29 + on Fever.
About this event
Join the crew aboard the Hispaniola for Drunk Pirates, a high-energy comedy that reimagines Treasure Island. Follow Jim Hawkins and Long John Silver as they navigate sword fights, shifting alliances, and humorous chaos in this unique theatrical experience.
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⭐ Aboard the Hispaniola, Drunk Pirates turns a treasure hunt into rum-soaked theatrical chaos where every slurred monologue could send the crew overboard. Highlights 🎭 Format: a high-energy comedy with one lead actor drinking rum 🏴☠️ Follow Jim Hawkins and Long John Silver aboard the Hispaniola ⚔️ Watch alliances crumble, sword fights erupt, and planks become possibilities 🍹 Expect slurred monologues, looming treasure, and a rare comedy night General Info 📅 Date & Time: select your date & time directly in the ticket selector ⏱️ Duration: 90 minutes, no intermission 📍 Location: The Sage Theater, 1100 13th St NW Suite 105, Washington, DC ♿ Accessibility: the venue is ADA-compliant 👤 Age requirement: 21+ with valid physical photo ID 🗣️ Language: English Description Step into The Sage Theater as the Hispaniola sets sail and Drunk Pirates throws Treasure Island gloriously off course. Jim Hawkins chases the gold, Long John Silver schemes, and one rum-soaked lead actor keeps the voyage wobbling toward disaster. Swordplay, collapsing alliances, and plank-side panic turn the hunt for X into a singular, unforgettable comedy ride. Get your tickets now for the Drunk Pirates in Washington DC, DC!
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Details
- When
- Wed, Mar 31, 2027 · 3:00 PM (EDT) · until Sat, Jul 31 at 5:00 PM
- Where
- The Sage Theater
- Price
- $29 +
Questions
- When is Drunk Pirates?
- Wed, Mar 31, 2027 at 3:00 PM EDT.
- How much are tickets for Drunk Pirates?
- Tickets are $29 +.
- Where is Drunk Pirates?
- The Sage Theater, Baltimore, MD.
- Where can I buy tickets for Drunk Pirates?
- Tickets are sold on Fever. This page links straight to that listing; no tickets are sold here.
- What time does Drunk Pirates end?
- It runs until Sat, Jul 31 at 5:00 PM.