Shit-faced Shakespeare®: Romeo and Juliet

An entirely serious production of Romeo & Juliet with an entirely Shit-faced actor! See More dates here "Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized." There is no love lost between the Capulet and Montague families and everyone in Verona knows it. Certainly the only way to mend centuries of bad blood is by having two forlorn teenagers from opposite households fall in love with each other, right? Nothing that a swig (or two) of the finest spirits can’t fix! Featuring Shakespeare’s most famous feuding family, cousins without a cause, and so many faux deaths it makes daytime TV look good. Admission Please note our age restrictions- Fridays 18+ (or admission with guardian) and Saturdays are 21+ Valid ID is required regardless of age. Refunds/transfers due to not following this guideline are subject to our regular policy (see below) Ticket Policies Ticket Fees As required by law (and human decency) ticket prices shown are the prices you can expect to pay with the fees clearly listed. Refunds Refunds for any reason can be requested up to 48 hours prior to the performance start time (aka "curtain"). After this point tickets are non-refundable, but you may be able to request a transfer. If you are unable to use your tickets, consider gifting them to a friend. We are sure they would appreciate it! Transfers Transfer requests will be taken up to two hours prior to curtain. You can request a transfer to another date of the same show. If there are no other shows available, then your tickets will be non refundable past the refund period. Discount Codes We believe theater should be affordable. We clearly state any fees up front and we do not jack up our prices only to offer a multitude of discounts to make it look like you are getting a deal. Our ticket prices are reasonable and we are worth every penny. That being said, we do offer discounts on occasion. These discounts are only announced via our emails and our socials. You are responsible for entering the codes correctly and choosing the correct ticket. We cannot make adjustment to tickets outside of our regular refund/exchange policies. Discount Ticket Sites: PLEASE be aware of scam ticketing sites. While we do offer dicounts on very rare occasions through legitimate discount ticketing sites, you will not find them through Google.