How You Remind Me! The cringe-rousing genre of divorced dad rock

Look at this photograph! Don't be Unwell, we're hanging on a moment ready to for the remedy of this burlesque and variety show. Prepare to be cringe-roused as some of Chicago's hottest performers take you on a journey through their favorite divorced dad rock bangers. Make your way to the garage (Newport Theater) crack open a cold one and let the nostalgia take hold. Singing along highly encouraged. Pricing: $20 - General Admission $30 - VIP front row Please be advised: The Newport Theater is up a flight of stairs with no elevator, but access to a Genesis portable mobile stairlift (rated up to 400 pounds) is available. Please email [email protected] advance of your arrival to coordinate entry and sign a waiver (required by our landlord). There are four single-stall non-gendered restrooms available onsite. All entrants must comply with the Newport Safety Policy