Chicago Beefsteak 2027 [Two Nights]

CHICAGO BEEFSTEAK RETURNS IN 2027 FOR 2 NIGHTS!!! CHICAGO BEEFSTEAK 2027 When Buck Russell was asked to watch his nieces and nephew in the middle of the night, he answered the call. A carefree, funny guy is suddenly responsible for the safety of a few folks near and dear to him. Clashes with the teenager ensue, issues arise with his out-of-his-league lady-friend who runs a tire dealership. His sense of humor and dedication overwhelm the forces of evil. Beefsteak culture is similar in many ways. We take less of a measured, strategic approach and more of an all-in wager on excess and overabundance. We are too carefree for some supporters: losing Pea-coats in the closet, leaving floors dangerously slippery, no automated Hall of Fame qualifications. This upsets some of the unruly teenagers and they decide not to come. We keep at it though and charm them in the end to come back to a world of gratitide, wagyu and dirty jokes (try this one: I used to hook up with these twins in my neighborhood. My friends would always ask: how do you tell them apart? I'd say it's pretty simple, Katie painted her fingernails green and Tom had a cock). Your Uncle Buck, or in our case Aunt Carol, is knocking on the door. You know what happens when you answer. You know the feeling of warmth she'll provide to our cold little lives through lamb lollipops & Buffalo Trace. Do yourselves a favor, let her in. You know the drill, here are the details: As always: • Delicious meat prepared and served by the world class butcher Dr. Carol Himmels and crew • Suit/blazer and tie attire • Enormous premium open bar and crisp German beer • Hall of fame inductees • All You Can Eat • Live Bands Friday, January 29th & Saturday, January 30th, 2027 DANK Haus, Chicago Doors: 7pm // 21+ Thank you for your patronage and hope you are as excited as we are. Yours, The Beefsteak Planning Committee Questions, please email [email protected].