Cunt-a-Ween with the CuntTwats!

The CuntTwats return to che; for a cuntastic Cunt-a-Ween sing-a-long! Costumes, tacos, drinks & cancer prevention fundraising. Get cunty! Calling all SweetTwats and creatures of the night… The CuntTwats have been summoned. For one unholy night, che; becomes a temple to the gloriously dramatic anthems of the ’70s and ’80s. Expect power ballads, heartbreak, kazoos, and questionable choreography. Sing along, howl from your seat, quietly mouth the words, or simply sit back and witness whatever the hell unfolds. And because it’s Cunt-a-Ween, we’d love to see you dressed in your best ’70s and ’80s music and/or pop culture-themed attire. Costumes are encouraged, not mandatory. Prizes will be arbitrarily awarded with abandon to those who best capture that elusive CuntTwat je ne sais quoi of #SubtleWhoring. Fairness, logic, and good judgment are not guaranteed. Your $15 ticket includes a taco bar, and che; will have drinks available for purchase throughout the evening. Underneath all this foolishness, we’re doing some actual good, too. A portion of the proceeds from Cunt-a-Ween will be donated to Breast Friends. Never seen the CuntTwats? Even better. You have no idea what you’re getting yourself into. Friday, October 30 • Doors at 6pm Show 7 PM che; 920 NE Glisan Come as you are. Come dressed as someone else. Sing along or just enjoy the spectacle. Let’s get cunty.