Facility [Redacted] - Glasgow

A megagame of corporate and unworldly powers for 30 - 50 people. Facility [Redacted]: Protecting Your World, Profitably. Congratulations {Insert Name Here} on considering an exciting new role at Facility [Redacted]. Facility [Redacted] is a [redacted] agency operating on behalf of [redacted]. Our primary goals are: • Provide value to our shareholders • [Redacted] • Protect the human race from paranormal monstrosities We're at an exciting moment in our history and looking to expand our workforce which is where you come in. Apply to join today! Note - Facility [Redacted] is not responsible for any consequences arising from your applying for a role. Including but not limited to exhaustion, fatigue, dizziness, dry mouth, skin rash, mutation into another species, death or [redacted]. Management department Do you always know what to do in a crisis? Are you a strong and stable leader? Do you excel when determining where best to focus resources? Are you able to blame any and all of your underlings to avoid responsibility and still continue with an upward trajectory? If you answered yes to any of these questions you might be one of the exciting new leaders we're looking for. As a part of management team you will be responsible for allocating resource in other departments and focusing their attention on Facility [Redacted]'s goals. Operations department Are you brave? Do you seek excitement in the field? Looking to travel? Do you have limited family who would notice if you didn't return from a business trip? Come join our operations team and be on the very front lines, discovering never before seen species! As part of our operations department, you'll be responsible for finding, tracking and capturing supernatural assets in the field and bringing them home to Facility [Redacted]. Containment department Perhaps you'd like the excitement of new creatures without ever having to leave your office. Containment ensure that our entities never leave our offices, until they’re ready to ship off and sell, of course. Management would like to remind you to keep your keycard on you at all times. Anyone without a valid pass will be assumed to be an escaped entity and treated accordingly. Research department Our beloved egghead department. If you seek to understand more about the mysteries and are able to comprehend both the Necronomicon and our corporate handbook, then you're the employee for us. Our research team work closely together to develop new and exciting tools to supercharge the important work of the rest of the company. We salute you nerds! Maintenance department Our analysts suggest that a team is required to keep the building functioning correctly. It's always seemed to run fine, so I'm not sure why we need such a large team for this. Regardless, we've been told that there are positions available here. Maintenance look after the building, ensure the lights stay on, departments have the tools they need and that the wheels stay on. Unseen, unheard, but always needed.