Friday Splits @ Selva Comedy Cafe Ft. Margarida M and Gareth G

Two Comedians, One Mission - To have you in splits! This show is going to be non-stop hilarity, get your tickets now! Looking for the perfect Friday evening plan? Look no further! Whether you're a group of friends out for some weekend shenanigans, or a couple looking for a fun evening out - this is the place for you. Even if you show up by yourself - we guarantee we will lift you up. Comedy is the best ice breaker and also the perfect aphrodisiac. There's no better way to start your weekend! Tickets: Early Bird Tickets: €7 + eventbrite fees General Admission: €10 + eventbrite fees Last Minute: €15 + eventbrite fees Door Tickets: €18 (cash or card) Laugh twice as hard than ever before! Friday Splits brings together two of Lisbon's best comedians with one mission. TO HAVE YOU IN SPLITS! The comedy scene in Lisbon is growing and alongwith that our comedians have more and more material they'd love to showcase in front of you. Join us at this special split bill showcase featuring two handpicked comedians from Lisbon's vibrant comedy scene. We'll add in some amazing vibes from our lovely hosts and this will be a night to remember! The comedians will do longer sets during this split bill so that you can get to know them better and they can get deeper into their material. This is why unlike our other shows we limit this show to 2-3 comedians. This week we feature two of Lisbon's favorite comics - Margarida M (@gui__w__r) and Gareth G (@thegmancomedy). Margarida fell into a squat loo aged eight and it’s been downhill ever since. The typhoid fever made her look real lean though. After her fifth stint in the asylum, she left with her hair dishevelled and thought she’d turn her life around… by starting comedy. Like Kanye West, this purest of art forms allows her to turn tragedy to triumph and spit her soul through the wire - in a laugh at kind of way. If you would like confirmation that your life really isn’t that bad - BOLARE THIS IS THE SHOW FOR YOU! She doesn’t know what the word “bolare” means, as it was likely invented by the Gypsy Kings, but it sounds…. Soooo cooool, maybe. Gareth moved to Lisbon before it was cool, now Lisbon is so cool it makes him look very lame. Coming from Ireland, he has adapted to Portuguese culture by really working hard at not working, and spending his free time in long queues for nothing. He is renowned on the Lisbon comedy scene for his ability to make other comedians look great. His life’s goal is to avoid a work related accident in the fruit pressing and juicing industry. Ash (@backpackme) will be joining us to host this lovely duo and entertain you all through the night. -- Join us at the best comedy night in town this Friday and leave in stitches! Good times Guaranteed!™️ Selva Comedy Cafe will welcome you to a cozy cafe with warm friendly vibes and we'll laugh the night away. Our comedians will have you in SPLITS! Comedy is the best ice breaker, especially if you're new in town. So join us for a great evening of fun and maybe you'll even make some new friends for life. Doors open at 8.30PM. Come enjoy some drinks! The show starts at 9PM so please be comfortably seated by then, drinks in hand. The schedule is kind of like this: 8.30PM - Doors open and we start serving drinks and snacks 9.00PM - Comedy show starts 9.45PM - Short break, drink refill, perhaps a sneaky quick snack. 10.30PM - Show ends and there is time for more drinks, laughter, and merry making! See you there! The venue (Selva Comedy Cafe) will serve craft beer, wine, cocktails (espresso martini, g&t, lisbon mule, etc.), Why Not organic sodas, kombucha, and some light snacks! If you get hungry, we have a partnership with our neighborhood small business Rico Pizza and you can order a New York style sourdough pizza with the freshest ingredients delivered right to your seat at the comedy show! Veggie and Vegan options available. Lisbon Comedy has been running open mic and pro comedy nights in Lisbon since 2018. We're now back with new shows and more! Follow us on Instagram (@lisboncomedy) to see what we've been up to. PS: This event is for attendees ages 15 and over. A lot of the jokes and content are adult themed. Since this is a performance art event, please don't bring your babies or dogs to it unless they can stay quiet while the performances are taking place.