Ragebait! A furious comedy debate show on NOTHING!

Two teams of comedians debate things that don’t matter. Pick a side, object, and commit. Strong opinions. Nothing at stake. Comedy in English. Pay what you want. Doors 20:30, show 21:00! Strong opinions. Nothing at stake. Republic of Comedy’s parliamentary debate about things that don’t matter. Fight us. This is 100% ragebait. A show that combines the civil discourse of an online comment section with the warm, harmonious energy of a holiday dinner with your in-laws’ cousin. Tonight, you’ll stand firmly — the way the EU stands behind tethered bottle caps — behind an opinion that affects absolutely no one, yet could spark a prosthetic fistfight in a nursing home. Like whether cheese is overrated. Two teams of comedians. Each team fights for the correct side against the wrong one. Which side is correct depends entirely on nothing. But you commit, the way Ridley Scott committed to Gladiator II. The best part? You CAN object. Once. But at ANY point. Will we sustain or overrule? Yes. If your team wins, you’ll collectively receive a magnificent trophy we bought at a discount, its value carefully matched to the relevance of the debate. Hippies said “make love, not war.” We say make war. Lots of it. No love. Come angry. Leave angrier. Over nothing. Lineup: Hosted by Xinyi Li Featuring: Francesco Kirchhoff (5) Jennifer Keenan (5) Ben Luks (5) Daniel Nielsen (5) Comedy in English. 18+. Come early, grab a drink, and meet people from all over the world. Capacity is extremely limited. This is a small, intimate room and it fills up fast. Please reserve — and if your plans change, update your reservation so someone else can take your spot! 📍 Xafarix — see the fountain behind the kiosk? Our bar is to the right. Look for the purple glow. 69 Avenida Dom Carlos I, 1200-647 Lisboa 🕗 Doors 8:30 PM. Show 9:00 PM. Done ~11:00 PM — stick around for drinks! Reservations held until 8:50 PM (ten minutes before showtime) — after that, first come first served. Arrive early for the best seats. 💸 Free entry. Pay what you want at the end! Here’s a rough guide: 🎓 Students / between jobs: €5 💼 Adults with a job: €10 🎨 Art lovers / feeling generous / digital nomads / expats: €15–20 Your contributions support the artists and keep the show alive. Republic of Comedy — Portugal’s first international comedy club, owned and run by comedians.