YUMMY by Siren Pack | Baltimore Burlesque Dinner Show

Dinner gets YUMMY: an intimate 28-guest Baltimore cabaret of burlesque, kink, theatre, storytelling & the unexpected. RITUALISTIC. INTIMATE. UPSCALE. LUXURIOUS. EROTIC. IMMERSIVE. PRIMAL. These are just some of the words used to describe the Siren Pack YUMMY Experience. We gather world-class performers, pare down to our most primal nature, and express exactly what makes us feel the MOST YUMMY. Come with a date. Bring a lover or friend. Come by yourself and meet somebody new. Dress for the occasion, arrive hungry, and give yourself the evening. There are only 28 guests in the room. DOORS OPEN AT 6 PM. THE EXPERIENCE BEGINS AT 6 PM. This part is important. Please plan to arrive at 6 PM. YUMMY isn't a show where nothing happens until the stage lights come on. When the doors open, the experience has already begun. Get seated, order dinner and mocktails, meet the people around you, and encounter Siren Pack performers as they move through the room before the formal performances begin. • Doors + Dinner + Pre-Show Experience: 6 PM • Stage Performances Begin: 7 PM • Evening Concludes: approximately 9:30 PM Arriving at 6 PM also gives Kink Cafe the time needed to take and prepare everyone's food orders before the performances are fully underway. With only 28 guests sharing an intimate restaurant during live service, arriving on time helps the entire evening flow. WHAT IS YUMMY? Join us for what Peabody Award winner Sue Jaye Johnson calls “one of the most smartest, funniest, welcoming, loving, provocative, educational, heartwarming, pssy warming, and c*ck loving...” shows that exist. Joe Richman, her husband and fellow Peabody Award winner describes YUMMY by Siren Pack as a “culmination of edgy and funny and heart and mission. Like s3xy activism. All of that together!" YUMMY is an intimate, primal, and raw exploration of the Erotics. It's a sensual variety experience featuring burlesque, theatre, comedy, kink, sideshow, flow arts, drag, storytelling, movement, ritual, and so much more depending on the show, location, and cast. Our productions are site-specific, immersive and interactive. One YUMMY may look very different from another. Edge yourself. Unlock a new kink. Meet a new friend. Connect differently with someone you already know. Or simply enjoy sensual energy within the community of our lively and engaging audience. From the sacred to the profane, we leave it all onstage. Show elements may include: Pole Dance | Burlesque | Cabaret Singing | Kink & BDSM | Spoken Word & Storytelling | Drag | Flow Arts | Aerial Arts | Comedy | Theatre | GoGo Dancing | Ritual Participation is always intentional and consensual. Choose your own journey. An immersive invitation might be as simple as lighting a candle, placing an object on an altar, answering a question, or sharing a pop-up moment with a performer. Watching is participation, too. A DIFFERENT KIND OF NIGHT OUT IN BALTIMORE After several years away from regular Baltimore programming, Siren Pack returned to Charm City in 2025. In 2026, Kink Cafe became one of our monthly residency homes, giving us a space to present rotating Siren Pack experiences throughout the year. Kink Cafe is Baltimore's BDSM-themed restaurant, located just a few blocks from Penn Station. YUMMY is designed for people looking for something beyond the usual night out. It can be a memorable date night, a night with friends, a celebration, a solo adventure, or simply your excuse to experience something you haven't experienced before. And with only 28 tickets available, the room stays intentionally intimate. TICKET TYPES $25 OPEN SEATING Your ticket includes: • Admission to the complete YUMMY experience beginning at 6 PM • Live performances beginning at 7 PM • Open restaurant-style seating • Pre-show interaction with performers • Optional, intentional, and consensual immersive or ritual participation Tickets are available in advance only. Food and beverages are purchased separately. DINNER IS PART OF THE EXPERIENCE Kink Cafe requires a minimum purchase of two menu items per guest. Dinner service begins when doors open at 6 PM, which is another reason we strongly encourage you to arrive on time. Come hungry. Some guests keep their order simple. Others make YUMMY their full dinner and evening out. Mocktails, additional food, and desserts may also be available depending on the evening's menu. PLAN FOR THE FULL EVENING YUMMY is designed as a full night out. When planning your evening, please budget for: • $25 YUMMY admission • At least two menu items per guest • Mocktails, desserts, or additional food, if desired • Performer tips - approximately $5 per act is a great starting point • 20% restaurant gratuity for your server Depending on what you order and how you choose to tip, an individual guest can easily spend $75–$100+ over the course of the evening. A pair making YUMMY their complete night out should comfortably plan for $150–$200+ together. We're sharing that upfront because we want you to know what kind of experience you're choosing before you buy your ticket. This is an intimate dinner-and-performance experience rooted in reciprocity, presence, and patronage. Your evening supports an ecosystem of independent performers, production workers, restaurant staff, and a Black-owned Baltimore venue. Come prepared to eat, tip, participate at your own comfort level, and enjoy the experience. 21+ AT SIREN PACK Kink Cafe generally welcomes patrons 30+. However, Siren Pack residency experiences at Kink Cafe are open to guests 21+. If you're between 21 and 29 and have been curious about Kink Cafe, a Siren Pack night offers a special opportunity to experience the space through our programming. For the adventurous, experimentalist, and curious who enjoy a healthy dose of the unknown, join us for YUMMY. It is important to note the following so that your experience is as full as it can be. BLACK AF + BIPOC Our Founders and Producers are BLACK AF. The majority of our production team and cast represent BIPOC people from all over the world. We center the black experience in our performance art and immersive experiences. We bring focus to BIPOC. And we welcome and celebrate everyone of all identities, races, nationalities, and ethnicities! SEX POSITIVE & LOVE STYLES We welcome all love styles to use us as the best date night destination. Whether you're monogamous, nonmonogamous, or polyamorous, our community includes those of all love styles and is sex-positive. Whether it's the first date, the 10th, or you're celebrating a milestone anniversary, we'd love to have you join us. QUEER & STRAIGHT PEOPLE Our entire company and those we work with include many from all aspects and identities of the Queer community (LGBTQIA2S+) All are welcomed into our community no matter who you are or who you're into. KINK & BDSM Our leadership team and production team are all BDSM and Kink practitioners, lifestylers, and/or professionals. While select feature performers may be Vanilla, our experiences and shows are immersed in all kinds of subversive kinks if you want to see them. However, vanilla is a flavor, and those who identify as such can have an equally enjoyable experience. (Select BDSM events and play parties, due to their nature, are vetted and/or invite-only.) SHADOWS OF INCLUSIVITY There are many areas of inclusivity any person or organization can choose to focus on. We are also keenly aware that, due to trending or more socially acceptable forms of inclusivity and diversity, marginalized and oppressed people sometimes fall further into the shadows of inclusivity.